Jan 9

“Patron: “Oh waiter? There seems to be a dark parable about depression and slut-shaming in my mindless hentai story.”

Waiter: “Oh silly me, how did that mindless hentai get into that dark parable you ordered? I’ll fix this right away!””

“How much does a wedding cost?”
“…Rock bottom… 5000. It’s a business.”
“Really? I thought it was just walking into court and then you’re done.”
“Well you see, I’m not dating you.”

“”Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a… canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?”
“Can you?”

Suppose the implication. The definition of life includes the ability to reproduce.
Does it therefore follow that humans who are not able to find love or procreate are not “alive”?”

“A knife shorter than my dick isn’t really a knife.”

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